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- explanation of these events
- this is a list of things that elliot either a) got in trouble for, or b) was informed he was not allowed to do ever, EVER again.
1: my proper military title is “lance corporal sterling” not “princess anastasia”. 2: i am not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. 3: i am not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair. 4: i am not allowed to add “in accordance with the prophesy.” to the end of answers i give to a question an officer asks me. 5: i was informed god may not contradict any of my orders. 6: i must never ask anyone who outranks me if they’ve been smoking crack. 7: i must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad. 8: I was informed the irish mp's are not "after me frosted lucky charms”. 9: i was informed my name is not a killing word. 10: i am not allowed to lead a "coup" during training missions. 11: i will no longer perform "lap-dances" while in uniform. 12: if i take the uniform off in the course of the "lap-dance", it DOES still count. 13: when detained by mp's i do not have a right to a strip search. 14: i was informed that no, the pants are not optional. 15: the revolution is not now. 16: i am not allowed to drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. 17: nor should i drink three quarts of red food coloring and scream during the same. 18: i am not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for my actions. 19:i am not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post. 20: lastly, i am not allowed to ask visiting army lieutenant colonel steele to sign my copy of blackhawk down.
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full name:
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elliot alexander sterling
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deed name:
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longshot
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date of birth:
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july 12th, 1991
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former occupation:
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usmc scout sniper/spotter
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tribe:
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glasswalkers
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auspice:
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ragabash
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